Anonymous
Posted on 2022-02-04 08:35:33 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Report as spam)
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Here’s a random NPC i made while drunk and stupid but thought it’d be fun.

==Brewella von Bustmeister==

A 10th level witch

Hp 29

Str 7

Int 18

Dex 8

Wis 10

Con 10

Cha 18

AC 1 or 18 due to int and Chris bonus.

Spells: Detect Magic, Magic Missile, Protection from Evil*, Ventriloquism, Charm person, Hold person, Continual Darkness, Locate Object, ESP, Mirror Image, Clairvoyance, Slow/haste, Growth of Plants, Polymorph Self, Feeblemind, Teleport

Familiar is a flame Lemur (a lemur that can breath fire like a hell hound)

Flying broom with awesome racing stripes.

Any potion that exists

Wand of illusion

Brewella runs aTavern in the wizard tower. She sells potions of all varieties. However they take the form of micro brew craft beers and are extremely pretentious. Anyone seen with one must immediately make a charisma check or be hated and mocked.

She also brews a value variety of potions that are much cheaper but require a con check or you have horrendous gas that drives away everyone.

Her specialty is the case of many brews. Essentially a deck of many things in the form of a 24 sample pack of micro brews.

Brewella started life as a frumpy flat chested scullery maid doomed to scrub pots her whole life. Until one day a tragic bread making accident created a magic beer. This gave her the power of spell casting and potion making. Her recipe was stolen by a merchant named Barglestien the infidel who then sold it to a horrible group of merchant wizards who lived on the coast.

She swore revenge against them when they began selling her beer with soy in it.

She open her tavern and began perfecting her craft, and despite it being a simple throw back to pure brewing days no one wanted to drink it. So now shes just a bitter old beer drunk lemur lady who ever says is great but never buys from.

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